: Dino the food critic: Volcano Taco from Taco Bell


Kooldino
01-09-2009, 03:15 AM
This is obviously tongue-in-cheek, but I seriously did try a Volcano Taco from the Bell yesterday. I have to say, it was awful.

Long story short, it was a spicy taco, however the problem is that the "spices" tasted more like "feces" in my mouth. This is one taco worth skipping. Come to think of it, it's probably the worst tasting thing I've ever eaten from Taco Bell.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2985576906_64bd521823.jpg?v=0

TCL
01-09-2009, 03:19 AM
i never go to taco bell, what is their best dish?

maverick_124
01-09-2009, 03:29 AM
nothing?

SpicyMchaggis
01-09-2009, 03:33 AM
I like the volcano taco.

MRcaptain
01-09-2009, 03:36 AM
The only reason i ever wanted the volcano taco is because it looked pink on tv. But i agree with Dana. I would rather eat charred bread...

maverick_124
01-09-2009, 03:36 AM
it isnt spicy enough for me. i had a bite when my ex got one

Talon_66
01-09-2009, 03:44 AM
I dont subject my body to fast food.

MRcaptain
01-09-2009, 03:52 AM
Ya i am on a super diet. It sucks. Walking through the mall today and wanted to get pizza sooooooo bad.

maverick_124
01-09-2009, 03:53 AM
im a fat ass and i tried every diet thing out there and i cant loose weight =/

Malves85
01-09-2009, 03:55 AM
Taco Bell is like White Castle. You only get it when you have the day off to spend in the bathroom. Ill probably go out and try it anyway just because im a curious person and like spicy food but I try to stay away from it.

Kooldino
01-09-2009, 03:55 AM
im a fat ass and i tried every diet thing out there and i cant loose weight =/

Get a job doing hard labor. Kills two birds with one stone. :)


I think what I disliked most about this taco is the fact that whatever sauce or flavor that was "special" about it completely drowned out the taste of everything else on the taco. Plus, that sauce has a really unpleasant aftertaste.

xPRimNT
01-09-2009, 04:00 AM
I dont subject my body to fast food.

Heh.

I don't subject my body to shitty fast food.


I have standards. They're low, but standards nonetheless.

MRcaptain
01-09-2009, 04:01 AM
im a fat ass and i tried every diet thing out there and i cant loose weight =/

You should eat foods that digest in about 3 hours about 6 times a day. It keeps your metabolism working non stop plus you have to eat healthy and exercise 3-4 times a week!!! Don't get bored and snack on chips and stuff eat carrots or something.

Ya but back on topic the taco tasted as if they put a watered down peanutbutter/hot sauce mix in it.

jApOrMs
01-09-2009, 12:25 PM
PINK TACOS! lol

DaemonSadi
01-09-2009, 01:12 PM
I like the volcano taco.

Well... I guess you like feces? o.O

ddawg1130
01-09-2009, 02:56 PM
lol...

thanks for the heads.

I'm lame though, I only ever get soft shell taco's and then chicken nacho cheese chalupa's.

jrod@buschur
01-09-2009, 03:33 PM
This is obviously tongue-in-cheek, but I seriously did try a Volcano Taco from the Bell yesterday. I have to say, it was awful.

Long story short, it was a spicy taco, however the problem is that the "spices" tasted more like "feces" in my mouth. This is one taco worth skipping. Come to think of it, it's probably the worst tasting thing I've ever eaten from Taco Bell.



How do you know what feces tastes like?

:coffee:

I tried the volcano taco before and it was different. Nothing to really right home about. I prefer the chili cheese burrito, nacho cheese chalupa or club chalupa and nacho bel-grande.

davidiii
01-09-2009, 03:37 PM
taco bell uses a grade of meat that is actually REJECTED by mcdonalds and wendy's....scary huh

jrod@buschur
01-09-2009, 04:09 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Taco Bell meat smells like B.O.?

SpicyMchaggis
01-09-2009, 05:09 PM
taco bell uses a grade of meat that is actually REJECTED by mcdonalds and wendy's....scary huh

http://www.snopes.com/food/prepare/badmeat.asp

Negative.

Kooldino
01-09-2009, 06:10 PM
How do you know what feces tastes like?

:coffee:


Well, this one crazy weekend in Vegas...
(i kid, i kid).

RGory477
01-09-2009, 06:38 PM
im a fat ass and i tried every diet thing out there and i cant loose weight =/
Its called exercise:p

jrod@buschur
01-09-2009, 08:52 PM
Well, this one crazy weekend in Vegas...
(i kid, i kid).

On a serious note....I have a story that starts off like that. It doesnt have anything to do with eatin poo though. lol

ddawg1130
01-09-2009, 09:19 PM
well... there's room for the rest of it....

shabarivas
01-09-2009, 10:35 PM
lol... its not spicy in the least... but of course it blows balls... its Tbell lol

Kooldino
01-10-2009, 06:01 AM
On a serious note....I have a story that starts off like that. It doesnt have anything to do with eatin poo though. lol

Do tell...

starmax
01-10-2009, 08:50 PM
man, i actually really like them.... They are not really that spicy though, so I always put a packet of fire sauce on it, then it's good. guess I'm the minority.

jrod@buschur
01-12-2009, 03:24 PM
Do tell...

The 5th.... im pleading it. :tumbleweed: