Put this on your Xmas wish list.


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If you have the bod for a Speedo, but not the equipment to withstand cold water, you might want to consider enhancing with the silicone Big Boy (http://www.shopinprivate.com/daburwipform.html). Wear this under Speedos, spandex, underwear, shorts, whatever. Objects in pants will appear larger that they actually are. Forget the spam messages, just start faking it.

thats just pitiful.hahahahha what if it slips out.

That's hysterical.

However, it's no worse than padded/push up bras.

If I'm going to wear something like that I'd want it to look like I was pregnant.

lmao

That's hysterical.

However, it's no worse than padded/push up bras.

lmao, but seriously, that is a good point.

ok i bought one...i will let you guys know how it works out comfortwise. I mean seriously guys, i really need it. I got a 2 inch mushroom down there. My girlfriend calls it princess toadstool. Dont laugh at me.