Inspired by an article in the longest thread, what are your thoughts of male grooming. guys do you do it? girls do you prefer it

Those that had their shit run in Ocean City should know this one...

LOL. Well, I naturally have chest hair, and I just let it be. I have a decent amount of it, but it's not overbearing.

The girls who like chest hair like mine. The girls who don't like chest hair don't really mind mine.

This is a perfect thread for Craig to chime in on.

Chest hair: Not a big fan
Back hair: Not an option, if it exists, toodles
Below the waist: no jungles, I'm a golf course fan.

I'll chime in - I've got more body hair than just about anyone. Chest hair, arms, legs, etc. Yep, I've even got back hair, but I shave it. Some girls don't like it, they deal - or they don't. Some girls like it - they kinda weird me out a little bit, but I've gotten used to it.

Back to the subject of "intimate grooming" - I buzz the pubic area, not trying to use a gillette Sensor razor though - It would only be a matter of time before I cut something - and uhm..... HELL NO. Shit, as it is, I've already caught my nuts with the electric buzzer a couple times.

ive had good luck with the mach3 turbo power ultimate or whatever down there. close shave, no nicks after 2 years. i also have light chest hair and no back hair.

lol @ this thread.

You actually found broads who like back hair??

Never tried - been shaving the back hair for a long time. It's not hard - just something that takes a minute or two in the shower. Cleaning out the drain is something that must be done though.

Oooh, so when you say that some girls like it, you're just referring to being hairy in general?

yeah, the chest hair mainly - some girls will lay there and start running their fingers through it

yeah so - I'm a bear - rawr!

Haha, yeah I've had them do that too.

As for back hair, fortunately I lack that so far. You know, it's kind of funny. You can find some girls that are into chest hair, girls that are into chubby guys, hell, even girls who are into scat and barnyard animals. But you can never, EVER find a girl who's into back hair. LMAO.

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

I thought this was a great ad campaign.

Like stated in the longest thread I have almost no body hair, I can't even grow chops or a beard.

http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

I thought this was a great ad campaign.

Like stated in the longest thread I have almost no body hair, I can't even grow chops or a beard.

OMFG. The guy in the video said that if you shave your balls, your woman will want you to do the roman helmet and such. Then he goes on this long censored rant. LMAO.

Plus, that guy looks like a skinny Kyle.

I thought it looked like kyle as well. lolz

Take the groomer for a test drive.

I have an eagle with a boner on my chest lol. heres what she looks like:
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6&d=1178581029
its all natural somehow
craig

back hair = bad news.

Back to the subject of "intimate grooming" - I buzz the pubic area, not trying to use a gillette Sensor razor though - It would only be a matter of time before I cut something - and uhm..... HELL NO.

I'm 100% with this sentiment. I've got the clippers on the job, keeping things tight like a tiger. But I'll be damned if I'm taking a razor to the area. The margin for error is VERY slim and I'd rather not look like I was mauled by a wolverine. Plus, I don't need to have "porn balls".

porn balls are fun. every time i take a piss im like hell yeah

well, liquid, you are a braver man than i.

nevertheless, i would recommend keeping your "hell yeah" in your head. and not out loud in, say, a crowded stadium men's room during the 7th inning stretch.

feel free to fist pump in the air silently, however.

oh its been done. ive given myself a standing ovation. it does make the one shake hard because it feels so cool

I'm 100% with this sentiment. I've got the clippers on the job, keeping things tight like a tiger. But I'll be damned if I'm taking a razor to the area. The margin for error is VERY slim and I'd rather not look like I was mauled by a wolverine. Plus, I don't need to have "porn balls".it will grow back. :inout:

the hair or the skin i inadvertantly slice off? :eek:

i prefer keeping the grass putting green low as opposed to taking it scorched earth. no bumps. no itching.

hehe scorched earth

the hair or the skin i inadvertantly slice off? :eek:

i prefer keeping the grass putting green low as opposed to taking it scorched earth. no bumps. no itching.
grass putting green low.. nice..

porn balls are fun. every time i take a piss im like hell yeah

lol

you guys GOTTA manscape.. nobody wants hairs in their teeth

same goes to yall. i dont go downtown unless a girl looks like a 9 yrold down there

^you are fucked up.. that's part of the reason i hate you.. SERIOUS MOTHER ISSUES!!!

i thought you hated me because im beautiful

same goes to yall. i dont go downtown unless a girl looks like a 9 yrold down there

lmao thats one way to put it but agreed

recent conversation with ROb
[11:19] rob: you hate me for many reasons
[11:20] kat: true
[11:20] rob: dont pinpoint it to one little thing
[11:20] rob: that pigeonholes me into a very one dimensional persona
[11:21] kat: i think everyone knows that i hate you for many reasons
[11:21] kat: noone is putting you into a box dear
[11:21] rob: good

same goes to yall. i dont go downtown unless a girl looks like a 9 yrold down there
you go downtown on 9 yr olds?

i knew that someone would say that lmao o boy

you go downtown on 9 yr olds?

for legal reasons i can neither confirm or deny this statement

I'm a hopeless case, I'm hairy is an understatement and I used to groom quit often but it made things even worst...so I gave up. Below the waist though...I'm pretty religious, it's the least I can do. Thank God my girlfriend of 9 years who is almost completely and naturally hairless..lol has never once complained. Which reminds me, I better propose to her really freakin' soon.

I'm a hopeless case, I'm hairy is an understatement and I used to groom quit often but it made things even worst...so I gave up. Below the waist though...I'm pretty religious, it's the least I can do. Thank God my girlfriend of 9 years who is almost completely and naturally hairless..lol has never once complained. Which reminds me, I better propose to her really freakin' soon.

rofl

Hahaha... Soo many jokes that can be said because of the 9 year old comment. Here's a clean one though...


What is the best part about screwing twenty nine year olds...

The fact that there's twenty of them...


And no I don't believe in this...

And no I don't believe in this...
according to the conversation I had with you the other day, yes you do.
:jk:

Hahaha... Soo many jokes that can be said because of the 9 year old comment. Here's a clean one though...


What is the best part about screwing twenty nine year olds...

The fact that there's twenty of them...


And no I don't believe in this...
whats better than sex with twenty nine year olds?



sex with twenty seven year olds.


whats better than sex with twenty seven year olds?


sex with five year olds.

whats better than sex with five year olds?










nothing.

(taken from the michael jackson pedophilia joke list)

whats better than sex with twenty nine year olds?



sex with twenty seven year olds.


whats better than sex with twenty seven year olds?


sex with five year olds.

whats better than sex with five year olds?










nothing.

(taken from the michael jackson pedophilia joke list)


A quote from my buddy Dave...

"What's better than an 8 year old Puerto Rican boy?











Not a God Damned thing."

He's kinda messd up...

i thought you hated me because im beautiful

If people hated you for your beauty, then everyone would love you.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007360289,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007360289,00.html

Seems like a lot of men cut their balls off while they were shaving... at least according to the end of that article.

I have trimmed and shaved for a long time, never a cut... you just have to be careful...

I'd honestly mow my chest hair off it it looked bad, but I actually have nice chest hair unlike the guy in the above pic. It's not too much, and it's not to "pubey" looking.

The end of the article...

AMONG the other hair-raising Men’s Fitness survey findings are:
# 64 per cent of British men are unhappy with their bodies.
# Just two per cent think their bodies are perfect.
# 71 per cent of men believe their partners are unhappy with their bodies.
# 63 per cent of men wish they could eat less.
# One per cent of men think having a good body doesn’t matter.
# 49 per cent of British men most want a physique like Daniel Craig’s.
# 33 per cent of British men most want a physique like David Beckham’s.

Who worries about this shit?

Eh, if they took a survey and handed me a ballot, I'd have filled it out.

Right... me too. My responses would have not of been with the majority.

Yeah, but you have to realize...you and I actively put effort towards staying fit. Most guys don't.

I agree, most do no exercise whatsoever... but I do about 10 hours a week of various disciplines and I still don't look very fit.

for the record, I trim my chest hair, because otherwise it would be a chest forest....(and my g/f loves it)

I would have to say that I don't like much hair. A little on the chest is fine and in the normal areas like arms, legs, and those sort of things, but as for below the belt...if its not trimmed or bald you can forget about it. I just think hair down there isn't clean. And back hair makes me want to puke!! haha

I agree, most do no exercise whatsoever... but I do about 10 hours a week of various disciplines and I still don't look very fit.

It's all in the diet.

Honestly, a stripper told me this:
Trim down your pubes with some high-quality scissors.
Take a hot shower, apply some baby oil to your scrotum; wipe off excess. (not too much or it's considered masturbating)
apply shaving cream, shave off the pubes.
make sure you rinse the razor (Mach 3 works great, IMO) often.
when done (you may need to use a shaving mirror to inspect the taint area for missed spots) apply a bit more baby oil.

voila! You are ready to start shooting porn!

i'll definitely have to try it that way. cuz i gotta keep my shit together down there, cuz with no hair, it definitely looks bigger!:thumbup:

The only hair I want on a man is on his face, a trail leading to his pen0r and of course some hair down there. Not a lot because I'd be a little grossed out, but yuno. I find that a bald penis area is funny to look at and I can never hold my composure. Most guys got offended when I bursted into laughter after seeing the genital area as smooth as a babies butt.

Back hair, no. Clay was gifted with naturally NO chest hair. Bwhaha..

Back hair, no. Clay was gifted with naturally NO chest hair. Bwhaha..

One day he will hit puberty!!!

Cross your fingers!

:jk:

Pfft.

You need some shit down there... helps with friction.

Word. Shaved clean is for women. :)

i trim down stairs real low no shave though.i have chest hair but no jungle hair no arm hair just minimal.leh well yeah i'm a guy no back hair i like to keep clean and neat otherwise its just gross.back hair is just discussting one of my friend has a crap load of back hair freaking sasquatch i dont mean just back but down to his ass crack.its gross seen them at the swimming pools.

Dude, back hair is just foul.

reminds me of the show malcolm in the middle.

...

I banged a dude with back hair once. I don't really remember much though.

good story...

:tmyk:

Dude, back hair is just foul.
+1

Dude, back hair is just foul.

i dont have back hair at all since birth.i was referring to one of my friends that is just grosss.