: Food poisoning


MRcaptain
09-02-2009, 09:33 PM
Guys i think I have food poisoning. I just throw up randomly and cant eat or drink bc ill throw up. i am very thirsty and hungry but i threw up like 8 times today. what should i do?

EDIT***** PIX OF MY INJURIES ON PAGE 3!!!!

pmoney559
09-02-2009, 09:36 PM
Drink fluids to avoid dehydration. See a physician..

MRcaptain
09-02-2009, 09:38 PM
ill throw up if i drink abything. also dont feel safe driving

kidneythief13
09-02-2009, 09:39 PM
Go to a doctor. If it's bad enough, maybe they'll give you fluids intravenously.

Revolution X
09-02-2009, 09:40 PM
call the doctor man! smoke some herb so you can get the munchies and forget about it!

Enjoitk
09-02-2009, 09:41 PM
jack off

MRcaptain
09-02-2009, 09:46 PM
i think im gonna sue taco bell

dakoop
09-02-2009, 09:48 PM
You need to drink lots of clear fluids. If it doesn't stay down you will get dehydrated. Call 911 if it really is that bad.

bbarnhill
09-02-2009, 09:50 PM
Dude if you cant keep water down that is exactly the way I was when I had Rocky Mountain Spotted fever ... and I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

If you cant keep water or sprite down ... goto the doctor before you pass out like I did. You arent a sissy for going to the doctor. People die every year from being stuborn and not going. But if you do kick the bucket can I have your car?

dakoop
09-02-2009, 09:52 PM
i think im gonna sue taco bell



Taco Bell sounds yummy right now. Hmm, what to get.......

MRcaptain
09-02-2009, 09:58 PM
Dude if you cant keep water down that is exactly the way I was when I had Rocky Mountain Spotted fever ... and I was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

If you cant keep water or sprite down ... goto the doctor before you pass out like I did. You arent a sissy for going to the doctor. People die every year from being stuborn and not going. But if you do kick the bucket can I have your car?
i cant drive and im home alone :( and about my car, no
Taco Bell sounds yummy right now. Hmm, what to get.......

Not the fresco beef burritos

dakoop
09-02-2009, 10:13 PM
Keep drinking. Hope some of it stays down!

Can I have your car? ;)

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 12:28 AM
i fell asleep after my last post. i woke up lightheaded to get water. passed out in my kitchen. i cut my face pretty bad

Ttsumibishi
09-03-2009, 12:37 AM
If you passed out then you're probably getting too dehydrated. IF it's just food poisoning it should pass within the first 24 hours, although you'll still feel like crap. Drink clear fluids and rest up, if you really won't visit the ER. Call someone over to keep an eye on you. Maybe someone from the Can I Tap That thread. :P

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 12:41 AM
my [arents cominh gome mt face us fucked uo

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 12:45 AM
hurt6s soooom bad

dakoop
09-03-2009, 12:49 AM
Dude you need to get some help and stop posting on the net. Get somebody over there or call 911!!

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 12:51 AM
my parents r here

pmoney559
09-03-2009, 12:53 AM
This just gave me an idea. There should be a 911.com where you can chat with an operator for emergency purposes. If it already exists I never heard of it.

Ttsumibishi
09-03-2009, 01:17 AM
I had food poisoning a few weeks back on a Saturday..ruined my whole weekend. Started about 4am Saturday until about 5am Sunday. It wasn't until probably 10PM Saturday that I could stop throwing up and keep water down. The worst isn't when you're throwing up half digested food. The worst is when you run out of food and it's either bile or basically crap that washed back up your system. Boy was that unpleasant. :\

F*&$ing korean food, why do you have to be so delicious!!!!

dakoop
09-03-2009, 01:33 AM
I hope your parents have the common sense to force some water down your throat and take you to the doctor.

ddawg1130
09-03-2009, 02:03 AM
sucks, missed 2 days of work a few months ago with food poisoning. Was crapping blood... a ton of fun!

GL man

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 04:23 AM
Ya i am not throwin up anymore. I had to get six stitches in my face. Hole by my mouth that goes clear through into my mouth. Hurts like balls. I can finally hold food and water down

kidneythief13
09-03-2009, 04:26 AM
Glad you are doing a lot better. Yay for parents :rock:

:ttiwwp: ;)

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 04:27 AM
Glad you are doing a lot better. Yay for parents :rock:

:ttiwwp: ;)

lol i did take pics. Gonna be up later tonight. Thx btw :)

SmokinX
09-03-2009, 04:49 AM
Glad to hear you're doing better! Hopefully your injury won't scar too bad.

On a lighter note...

:ttiwwp:

ddawg1130
09-03-2009, 05:49 PM
Ya i am not throwin up anymore. I had to get six stitches in my face. Hole by my mouth that goes clear through into my mouth. Hurts like balls. I can finally hold food and water down


wtf!? how'd you cut a hole through your face into your mouth?

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 06:59 PM
wtf!? how'd you cut a hole through your face into your mouth?
I was dehydrated and passed out while getting water. Ironic lol. My kitchen counter got the best of my face on the way down. Definantly not a fun experience. Gotta mack on hot nurses though lol

Rosshole
09-03-2009, 09:28 PM
pics. nao.

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 09:56 PM
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6993&stc=1&d=1252014911
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6996&stc=1&d=1252014911
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6992&stc=1&d=1252014911
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6994&stc=1&d=1252014911
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6997&stc=1&d=1252014911

Domo X
09-03-2009, 09:58 PM
Guys i think I have food poisoning. I just throw up randomly and cant eat or drink bc ill throw up. i am very thirsty and hungry but i threw up like 8 times today. what should i do?

slap the guy in the face...tell him that he's an ahole for not pulling out?

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 10:00 PM
slap the guy in the face...tell him that he's an ahole for not pulling out?

Seriously, get out of my thread. Thx :D

Domo X
09-03-2009, 10:00 PM
Seriously, get out of my thread. Thx :D

lmao

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 10:02 PM
lmao

I was trying to have a semi serious thread and you're making stupid gay jokes. Go away.

Domo X
09-03-2009, 10:05 PM
sorry <3
if you're throwing up that much go see a doctor! get off the forums! lol

here's a helpful link if you haven't already done so...

webmd.com

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 10:06 PM
sorry <3
if you're throwing up that much go see a doctor! get off the forums! lol

here's a helpful link if you haven't already done so...

webmd.com

I am fine now. Not throwing up. It got out of my system. It's just the hole on my face that is bothering me lol

Domo X
09-03-2009, 10:09 PM
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/image.php?u=1921&type=sigpic&dateline=1251696099
http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6997&d=1252014883

you'll be fine cuz bitches love zebras bra lol

dakoop
09-03-2009, 10:19 PM
Play nice howie.

Glad you are feeling better, other than your extra hole!

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 10:22 PM
Play nice howie.

Glad you are feeling better, other than your extra hole!

It itches like fucking crazy. And i can barely eat with a gash in my mouth lol

dakoop
09-03-2009, 10:26 PM
Is Taco Bell sounding good again yet?

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 10:34 PM
Is Taco Bell sounding good again yet?

Haha not quite. Skittles r yummy though :p

TRUSTcompany9000
09-03-2009, 10:37 PM
For the record, I told you not to get the Fresco Burrito's :shades:

Domo X
09-03-2009, 10:37 PM
have u been greecin' your mouf up with neosporin? should help the healin process to like wolverine status....

dakoop
09-03-2009, 11:14 PM
For the record, I told you not to get the Fresco Burrito's :shades:

:bowlol:

MRcaptain
09-03-2009, 11:16 PM
For the record, I told you not to get the Fresco Burrito's :shades:

Haha ya you did. I owe you for your advice I didn't use lol

SmokinX
09-04-2009, 02:48 AM
Your gash isn't as bad as I was expecting. I was thinking you'd fallen on a razor blade and have a 2" long gash in your cheek or something like that.

bradze
09-04-2009, 03:00 AM
what a coincidence, i do too i think. i ate some mold. bit into a store's pita and noticed afterwards there was mold all over. said it was good til sept 15th. been puking and having diarreha all day. hope im ok for the track day tomorrow im going to.

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 04:23 AM
Your gash isn't as bad as I was expecting. I was thinking you'd fallen on a razor blade and have a 2" long gash in your cheek or something like that.

It was very deep mind you

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 04:24 AM
have u been greecin' your mouf up with neosporin? should help the healin process to like wolverine status....

Neosporin is actually bad for this kinda stuff Dr. Howie :duh:

kidneythief13
09-04-2009, 05:23 AM
That does suck :( How long were you passed out for? Parents freak out or no?

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 05:24 AM
That does suck :( How long were you passed out for? Parents freak out or no?

lol five min max. My parents went straight to saying i am on drugs lol.

kidneythief13
09-04-2009, 05:28 AM
Lol. You doing heroin you say? :theeye:

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 05:29 AM
Lol. You doing heroin you say? :theeye:

lol. I wont be a party pooper if there is going to be nose candy......:shades:

kidneythief13
09-04-2009, 05:35 AM
orly? Good for you :thumbup:

























J/K :)

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 05:36 AM
By nose candy i meant candles?!?!?

but seriously never hurt you face like i did. I cant eat, if i do food goes in the gash and i have to get it out :(

kidneythief13
09-04-2009, 05:40 AM
Lol. I don't plan on it. Worst thing I've had like that is getting my 4 wisdom teeth removed & all the nasty blood, stank breath, puffy cheeks, & empty sockets. Gross :(

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 05:41 AM
Lol. I don't plan on it. Worst thing I've had like that is getting my 4 wisdom teeth removed & all the nasty blood, stank breath, puffy cheeks, & empty sockets. Gross :(

Didnt have mine out yet. But i <3 jello so i think it will be a grand time! This same thing happened ten years ago to me lol. I fail at life.

Ttsumibishi
09-04-2009, 08:07 AM
Lol. I don't plan on it. Worst thing I've had like that is getting my 4 wisdom teeth removed & all the nasty blood, stank breath, puffy cheeks, & empty sockets. Gross :(

I had one wisdom tooth out in 2000 (it was broken and infected and I dealt with the pain for about a year before I couldn't function anymore from how severe it was)...they yanked it with some xylocaine and it was the biggest relief I ever felt.

Two days later I got a piece of rice with some of the hottest indian vindaloo spices on it stuck right in the socket at work (no stitches). !!!!! :confused2::wallbash::duh::eek2:

I thought i was going to die from the burning it caused, and I ran to the bathroom with an "unbent" paper clip I heated with my lighter (to burn off bacteria) and try and fish the piece of rice out of the socket.

Moral of the story, don't eat hot curry when you have open sockets in your mouth... :)

Papi4baby
09-04-2009, 12:22 PM
was that blood or a rash???

FYI, internet doctors are not a good idea. I like that you share it with all of us, but next time i recomend a doctor. Glad your getting better.

Rosshole
09-04-2009, 01:02 PM
Mods up in here... play nice kids.

Kooldino
09-04-2009, 01:24 PM
lol five min max. My parents went straight to saying i am on drugs lol.

lol. I wont be a party pooper if there is going to be nose candy......:shades:


:confused2:

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 06:46 PM
:confused2:

i might be wrong but the drug thing was a joke.

And i only think i was out that long because my dog was next to me barking...

KingLou
09-04-2009, 06:54 PM
I was trying to have a semi serious thread and you're making stupid gay jokes. Go away.

Am I REALLY gonna be the one who has to go here? Has it honestly not been done yet?

Ugh.....fine!

http://fitnessgurunyc.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/why-so-serious-300x300.jpg

KiL

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 07:03 PM
Am I REALLY gonna be the one who has to go here? Has it honestly not been done yet?

Ugh.....fine!

http://fitnessgurunyc.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/why-so-serious-300x300.jpg

KiL

Bc i have a hole in my face. Thats why i'm serious......but since you are asking questions




















































http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7024&stc=1&d=1252091013

ddawg1130
09-04-2009, 08:28 PM
:confused2:

ROFL... thanks for the LOL


(and yes I saw you say it was a joke, thought you were trying to keep the thread serious).

I say we just Burn this thread:

http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/186/521/388390.jpg

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 08:34 PM
ROFL... thanks for the LOL


(and yes I saw you say it was a joke, thought you were trying to keep the thread serious).

I say we just Burn this thread:

[IMG]http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/186/521/388390.jpg[IMG]

There is a difference between a joke like that, after everything was all in the clear about what happened and a joke that starts saying gay shit about the OP who just left the hospital. It was as if he didnt even read the thread and said "hey i can make lulz with this" but in turn pissed me off.

dakoop
09-04-2009, 09:06 PM
Glad you are feeling better.


Lets all play nice together!

MRcaptain
09-04-2009, 10:08 PM
Glad you are feeling better.


Lets all play nice together!

I was always playing nice! But ya brushing my teeth is a horrible task....burns like fucking crazy

dakoop
09-04-2009, 11:51 PM
I am not sure why I find your pain amusing.

KingLou
09-05-2009, 12:01 AM
Bc i have a hole in my face. Thats why i'm serious......but since you are asking questions

Yeah......big gash in your face........the Joker......get it? :duh: Maybe it'll be funnier when it doesn't hurt so bad. :thumbup:

KiL

dakoop
09-05-2009, 12:06 AM
Yeah......big gash in your face........the Joker......get it? :duh: Maybe it'll be funnier when it doesn't hurt so bad. :thumbup:

KiL

That is mean, and yet it is funny!

MRcaptain
09-05-2009, 06:44 AM
Haha i got the joker thing. I have not been able to really eat so cut me some slack! I have been drinking plenty of fluids though. I just havent been hungry, it hurts to eat, so i guess i am associating pain with food. oh well...

TheNEWB
11-27-2010, 12:20 PM
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dminor04
12-02-2010, 05:57 PM
food poisoning sucks a bag of dicks. was the sickest ive ever been. good luck

GO ON 3
12-10-2010, 11:30 PM
had this last yr... eeeeekkk
see a DR!
keep drinking,, and I did see a Jerk off on pg#1 do that 2!!