During a recent speech Mitt Romney said he wants us to teach our children to "get married before having babies" to which Jon replied "but if you wear a raincoat, get wet mother fucker, GET WET!" :rock:

"The Oscars is really I guess the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party. And it's exciting for the stars as well because it's the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner." --Jon Stewart, hosting the Academy Awards