LMFAO, this is the best for sale ad I've ever seen.
http://westmd.craigslist.org/car/565710523.html

LOL...

Q: Consider a trade for my grandmothers four door maverick and a faux members only jacket?
A: Does the jacket come with your grandmother? Maybe we can make some sort of trade + cash + "other services."

LOL!!!!!!

This car eats rocks and shits lightning bolts.

If you call me to set up an appointment to see the car, please do one of these 3 things: c. Castrate yourself with a cheese grater and do the human race a favor. I do have other things to do occasionally.

I am not going to accept checks from Nigeria or boxes of pizza as payment options

I am not going to give you a payment plan on a $1600 car. American dollars are acceptable though. If you are a hot female maybe we can work something else out. If you are a hot female maybe we can work something else out.

That there is a quality automobile for a quality price.