Ruh roh...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/08/01/chips.humans.ap/index.html

Ruh roh...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/08/01/chips.humans.ap/index.html

666 is here:uzi: :uzi: :jedi: thats how the world is going to end

My other thread was wrong! lol.

Mark of the beast!

Shawn gets the IEEE magazine and they had an issue this spring of a guy who did this to reduce the number of keys he needs to carry with him and his gf just got it done too. He uses it for his car, house, her apartment, and motorcycle. He's had it for over a year now. Pretty interesting article, but I don't like needles or knives. :p

Haha, how does he valet park?

Haha, how does he valet park?

most cars with keyless ignitions will let you walk away from the car (with keyfob in pocket) while it is running, they'll just beep at you and flash a "KEY IS OUTSIDE OF VEHICLE" warning on the display.. the car can still go in gear and drive and everything. You can shut it off but then of course can't restart it :P

I don't know if there's a time limit or speed limit or just a distance limit or what but .. yeah it works :P

LOL nice.

On the Lancer GTS with the FAST system that I played with, I turned the car ON (but didn't start the motor) when I had the key fob in the car.

Later, the dealer came and took the keyfob back while I was playing with the car, and put it back on the rack 120 feet away from me. 15 mins later, I tried starting the car and succeeded. Odd.

LOL nice.

On the Lancer GTS with the FAST system that I played with, I turned the car ON (but didn't start the motor) when I had the key fob in the car.

Later, the dealer came and took the keyfob back while I was playing with the car, and put it back on the rack 120 feet away from me. 15 mins later, I tried starting the car and succeeded. Odd.

um that's fucked.

With Nissans, there are sensors pointing outward and inward on each door and on the trunk. That way, it knows if the key is anywhere inside the car vs being right outside the car (it won't let you close the trunk or lock the key in the car at all). So while it knows that the key is 'within range' of the car (for purposes of remote starting, etc), it also knows that it is not inside the car and sends an alert (through a message on the display inside the car and a beeping on the outside of the car) as soon as you close the door with the key outside. If the car is running, it can stay running. If you stop the engine, you can't restart it. stuff like that.

I <3 when a thread that isn't car-related becomes car-related :P

I dig it... I'd use one if it meant I didnt need to carry a wallet.

I <3 when a thread that isn't car-related becomes car-related :P


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lol

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/08/washington-a-ne.html

I happen to know of a security company that works closely with the chip implanting folk to integrate that into their access control software.. I happen to know quite intimately in fact ;)

I love the first comment to that article:
From what I hear, these things are perfectly safe, except for the urge to read THE CATCHER IN THE RYE over and over again

I forget what that book was about.

is that from some movie?? terminal man comes to mind???

I recall reading a book or seeing a movie where the main character was obsessed with catcher in the rye

^ditto. I can't recall the movie though. I want to say it had to do with murdering.

I forget what that book was about.
I hated that book!!!

:uzi:

^ditto. I can't recall the movie though. I want to say it had to do with murdering.
Mark David Chapman, was obsessed with "Catcher in the Rye" and was found calmly reading the book when he was arrested for the murder of John Lennon, lead singer of The Beatles.

^ditto. I can't recall the movie though. I want to say it had to do with murdering.

I remember that from a movie (or tv) also.. and I don't see a lot of movies so I dunno

I remember that from a movie (or tv) also.. and I don't see a lot of movies so I dunno
Found this:
"I believe Conspiracy Theory was the same wasn't it? Gibson's character really was an ex-CIA spy who been hypnotized to forget and given paranoia to discredit him. Every time he travelled he was compelled to buy a copy of Catcher in the Rye so the CIA could keep track of him using Catcher in the Rye sales."

Amazon.co.uk Review
In The Good Girl Jennifer Aniston gets a make-under that would make her Friends character weep, but she finally proves her acting mettle away from the ditzy-but-glamorous Rachel type. A low-key drama from the writer and director duo behind Chuck and Buck, The Good Girl places Aniston's bored shop-girl Justine at the centre of a soul-destroying life in a sleepy Texan town. Like a modern Madame Bovary, Justine's life is stuck in a rut--her marriage is dull and her job at the Retail Rodeo even duller--when a new colleague Holden (Jake Gyllenhaal) offers her an escape. A tortured soul who's obsessed with The Catcher in the Rye and thinks nobody understands him, Holden is a typical, angst-ridden young man. But to Justine he's intriguing and romantic and their shared sense of dejection soon leads to an affair and a short-lived liberation from their daily lives.

Yes, I am bored at work right now...

Conspiracy theory?

yep, that is it... he buys every copy that he can find so that it can not be used as a trigger for govenment assassins.