Kooldino
08-09-2007, 09:44 PM
I had a story that just popped into my brain today. A couple years back, Dunkin' Donuts had some new product out. It was some sort of steak and cheese bagel or something.
I found myself inside of a Dunkin' Donuts, and considered trying one.
DD guy: How can I help you?
me: Yeah...what's up with these steak sandwiches you've got? Are they actually any good?
DD guy: Not sure, I never had one.
me: really? why not?
DD guy: I don't eat beef
me: Oh yeah? Why is that? (I was playing a little dumb here since the guy was indian looking)
DD guy: My religion doesn't allow me to eat beef, since the cow is a sacred animal. We worship the cow, so eating it would be a sin.
me: I see. So while eating your sacred animal is a horrible thing, selling me some to eat is perfectly acceptible?
DD guy: I don't make the rules.
me: gotcha.
I would have gone a little further, but I didn't want to piss the guy off. I found it rather odd though. If he was so against eating cow, he shouldn't be selling it.
Hell, I'm against kiddie porn, and I'm not selling it.
In the end, I guess the joke was on me. I'm pretty sure it wasn't beef after all. That shit was terrible.
I found myself inside of a Dunkin' Donuts, and considered trying one.
DD guy: How can I help you?
me: Yeah...what's up with these steak sandwiches you've got? Are they actually any good?
DD guy: Not sure, I never had one.
me: really? why not?
DD guy: I don't eat beef
me: Oh yeah? Why is that? (I was playing a little dumb here since the guy was indian looking)
DD guy: My religion doesn't allow me to eat beef, since the cow is a sacred animal. We worship the cow, so eating it would be a sin.
me: I see. So while eating your sacred animal is a horrible thing, selling me some to eat is perfectly acceptible?
DD guy: I don't make the rules.
me: gotcha.
I would have gone a little further, but I didn't want to piss the guy off. I found it rather odd though. If he was so against eating cow, he shouldn't be selling it.
Hell, I'm against kiddie porn, and I'm not selling it.
In the end, I guess the joke was on me. I'm pretty sure it wasn't beef after all. That shit was terrible.