Can someone tell me how one gets bird crap on their rims :(

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii119/Chrisrt4/W9.jpg

Im afraid to touch it

The same thing happend to me with my previous car haha! It is mind baffling isn't it? Mine was more green though...might have been a Seagull or something.

The heat from the brakes baked that shit hard on the surface.

Ridonculous! How in the hell does that happen?! Maybe you killed his dad and he's exacting some revenge!

lol get scrubbing!

Maybe the bird flew into your rim, got stuck in the brembo brake, got crushed and pooped itself before it died. Wheel isn't bad, get scrubbing like Reveers said. Paint is much worse. I had a nuclear bird shit harden on my last car and it ruin the pain in the spot it was on.

Now thts funny

Although it is not legal, the bird shit has gone too far, so I shoot the birds. Right from my window. There is a wire that goes right over the driveway, and I get hit all the time.

LOL @ LI.

@ Chris - the bird was flying towards the side of your car, shat, and the poo had inertia and traveled at an angle.

I feel your pain. Those darn birds like my red paint, or craping on it rather. 1hour after driving my car, the birds deuced on my roof. They also managed to get me about 30min after I washed it last week. Just irony I suppose.

later

LOL @ LI.

@ Chris - the bird was flying towards the side of your car, shat, and the poo had inertia and traveled at an angle.

I was targeted by precision-guided poop

Damn terrorist birds.

I was targeted by precision-guided poop

Be lucky it wasn't some green poop that ruins paint on your car...because that is far more sophisticated weaponry. Can ruin paint.

So not to take this off topic, but do the different colors of poo relate to their effectiveness?

"People aren't the only creatures that masturbate. Animals do too. You thought that was bird poo pn your car?"

laser guided turd missile

hard scrubbing will get that off.

Lucky it isn't on paint..