: All Hail Chuck Norris


Rosshole
08-23-2007, 12:30 AM
what would this forum be without Chuck???

post your pics and jokes!!


http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9879/chuck1ybax7.gif

Kooldino
08-23-2007, 04:10 AM
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Rosshole
08-23-2007, 02:20 PM
When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water get Chuck Norris'd.

silvreclipse
08-24-2007, 01:02 AM
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who never met Chuck Norris!

silvreclipse
08-24-2007, 01:10 AM
chuck norris reincarnation after death.LOL

http://www.guzer.com/videos/karate_monkey.php

Rosshole
08-25-2007, 08:54 PM
Chuck and his third fist. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A)

dragonslayer27
08-26-2007, 02:29 AM
These are my favorite ones:

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. the horse is hung like Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.


Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give him information.


Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. he waits.


Chuck Norris made Mona Lisa smile.

Kooldino
09-20-2007, 04:46 AM
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck

slayer4u
09-21-2007, 04:41 AM
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck

That is one of thier best ones yet. I think the Iphone was the best though.

Rosshole
09-21-2007, 01:13 PM
they did the iPhone right as it came out too... awesome.

Kooldino
09-21-2007, 02:25 PM
Word.

Liquid_Ag
09-21-2007, 02:43 PM
bwaahahahaha nice

Rosshole
09-21-2007, 04:39 PM
Dana, post this in the Chuck Norris Thread!

Rosshole
09-21-2007, 09:39 PM
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck

silvreclipse
09-22-2007, 11:46 PM
hahaa nice. i thought the blender would of broken or something.

iLisa
09-24-2007, 07:18 PM
merged two threads into 1.. :D

Rosshole
09-24-2007, 09:02 PM
ha, I noticed!! good call.

Kooldino
09-24-2007, 09:20 PM
merged two threads into 1.. :D

'ata girl.

iLisa
09-25-2007, 01:16 PM
'ata girl.i think a raise is in order.. :D

Rosshole
09-25-2007, 01:18 PM
good luck... time to strike?

iLisa
09-25-2007, 01:34 PM
instead of striking, I could just let this off-topic thread about Chuck Norris go off-topic..

Kooldino
09-25-2007, 01:59 PM
i think a raise is in order.. :D

I hereby double what I'm paying you.

Rosshole
09-25-2007, 04:09 PM
wow, how generous!

silvreclipse
10-14-2007, 05:38 PM
chuck norris facts.LMAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kaaZxJnWlk

_Chris_
10-14-2007, 06:17 PM
Chuck Norris brings old threads to life!!!

_Chris_
10-14-2007, 06:25 PM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m227/chrisrt-4/smileswhilewalkerkillshim.jpg

silvreclipse
10-14-2007, 06:54 PM
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m227/chrisrt-4/smileswhilewalkerkillshim.jpg

someone photochop with dino's face.

miaturbo
10-15-2007, 05:03 PM
I heard Chuck really created the internet so we can talk about him more, not Al Gore.