: Questions you will only ask when you are drunk.


Jackygor
08-24-2007, 04:35 AM
I will go first!

How do people in wheelchair have sex?

READYY GO!

k-lea
08-24-2007, 04:43 AM
This is kinda odd.

I'm guessing the only way to play this game is if you are drunk OR you can fully recall questions you asked while inebriated.

So, with that said I'm going to make an ASSumption that you are drunk. In that case, I am not so I shall let this thread go on it's course.

Jackygor
08-24-2007, 04:46 AM
This is kinda odd.

I'm guessing the only way to play this game is if you are drunk OR you can fully recall questions you asked while inebriated.

So, with that said I'm going to make an ASSumption that you are drunk. In that case, I am not so I shall let this thread go on it's course.

Well, you don't REALLY have to be drunk to play. You can still ask a question!

k-lea
08-24-2007, 04:48 AM
What would be more fun is if we could give a detailed answer to the question asked then the person posting gave another question.

The only reason why I want to make that rule right at this moment is because I think I could possibly create a really fun answer to how people in a wheelchair have sex. My perverted imagination went wild with that one..

Jackygor
08-24-2007, 04:52 AM
What would be more fun is if we could give a detailed answer to the question asked then the person posting gave another question.

The only reason why I want to make that rule right at this moment is because I think I could possibly create a really fun answer to how people in a wheelchair have sex. My perverted imagination went wild with that one..

damn might as well remake this thread. How do i delete this? :confused:

k-lea
08-24-2007, 04:57 AM
Can you do me a favor?

For my benefit can you give me detailed description of this man and women in a wheelchair? Do they have legs or no? OR is one in a wheelchair and the other capable of moving their limbs? If that's the case I must unsub this thread because the lack of thought that would have to go into that answer. (I'm totally high right now so just humor me)

BTW, it's not pot.

Jackygor
08-24-2007, 04:58 AM
Can you do me a favor?

For my benefit can you give me detailed description of this man and women in a wheelchair? Do they have legs or no? (I'm totally high right now so just humor me)

BTW, it's not pot.

They have no legs.

k-lea
08-24-2007, 05:06 AM
Ok.

Do you want to hear my answer? I will leave you with that choice right now. Either scroll, or don't.










Usually those who are in wheelchairs with no legs are the ones who got lucky in a sense and got away only with getting their legs detached. I'm going to deem that these two people have arms that will move. If that's the case, SIMPLE. One must remove them self from Chair A and crawl to Chair B. Chair B will then attempt to grab the person from Chair A and bring that person on top.

If chair B is limp at the time then chair A is going to have to move infront of B and take the position of "Header." And of course the process explained above will take place at this time of hardness.

I think sex in a wheelchair would be very boring. If it is infact IN the wheelchair there are only so many positions a person can comfortably move in. Now, if they both wobbled to the bed that'd be a whole new story.

..Just imagine two people knibbling on their nubs. HOT.

I could continue if the text above didn't disturb anyone..

Jackygor
08-24-2007, 05:10 AM
Ok.

Do you want to hear my answer? I will leave you with that choice right now. Either scroll, or don't.










Usually those who are in wheelchairs with no legs are the ones who got lucky in a sense and got away only with getting their legs detached. I'm going to deem that these two people have arms that will move. If that's the case, SIMPLE. One must remove them self from Chair A and crawl to Chair B. Chair B will then attempt to grab the person from Chair A and bring that person on top.

If chair B is limp at the time then chair A is going to have to move infront of B and take the position of "Header." And of course the process explained above will take place at this time of hardness.

I think sex in a wheelchair would be very boring. If it is infact IN the wheelchair there are only so many positions a person can comfortably move in. Now, if they both wobbled to the bed that'd be a whole new story.

..Just imagine two people knibbling on their nubs. HOT.

I could continue if the text above didn't disturb anyone..

HAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.disabilitiesunlimited.org/Images/pro_wheelchair.jpg

Jackygor
08-24-2007, 05:12 AM
I will entertain you a bit before i leave! Yes more questions to feed your perverted mind!

Is sperm nutritious? or fattening?

Does using a tampon for the first time make you lose your virginity?

I will be back later!

k-lea
08-24-2007, 05:18 AM
1) Sperm is protein, from the way I have heard things. I've also heard that facials are good for the skin. For those chicks who dig sperm, good for them! They are getting their daily (hopefully for the sake of man) protein.

2) I think I have once heard that using a tampon for the first time, before sex, does break that "skin." Now, the term "virginity" is usually used when a penis is inserted in a vagina. But now-a-days you have those gay people, like myself (eye roll), that could lose their virginity by having sex with the same sex. I think a lot of the terms we use today are used in more ways than one. Plenty of things can be used in more way than one and argued. Just depends on how you look at things. If a chick stuck a tampon in her baby-maker-hole and she had never had sex before and broke the "skin" I wouldn't say she lost her virginity, I'd say "Oh my God, there goes another one."

Rosshole
08-24-2007, 01:28 PM
Please don't encourage Kristin...

k-lea
08-24-2007, 02:25 PM
Hahaha, oooooh man..

Rosshole
08-24-2007, 03:06 PM
Just for you Kristin... (http://www.evoxforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7621#post7621)

iLisa
08-28-2007, 04:19 PM
damn might as well remake this thread. How do i delete this? :confused:
ask the off-topic mod... :p
you want it to be deleted?

SATimko
08-28-2007, 04:31 PM
I tend to come up with numerous thought provoking questions while drinking. Here's one that comes to mind right now.


Do you think that black holes are simply where God tried to divide by zero?

k-lea
08-28-2007, 04:39 PM
*blinks* I don't get it.

k-lea
08-28-2007, 04:40 PM
I Kiiiiiiiiiiiid.