: Dumb Blondes


k-lea
08-28-2007, 04:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo

I swear, this is funny.

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 04:46 PM
Lol

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 04:56 PM
She was on the today show this morning re-answering her question. Then afterwards, Matt Lauer(who is also retarded) stated that NBC owns part of the Miss Teen USA pagent.

So basically, they were trying to show that their pagent isn't retards... I f****** dispise NBC and all of their garbage.

k-lea
08-28-2007, 04:57 PM
She was pretty damn retarded. Of course, I can't really say too much. I think if I was in the same position I would say some crap like that. Only I'd burst out in laughter after I realized what I just said and jump off the stage and run home.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 05:00 PM
even with that retarded answer, she was still Third runner-up. I guess it just proves that all they (judges) care about is their bodies, (which is fine by me).

k-lea
08-28-2007, 05:01 PM
Actually, I find a lot of those pageant girls ugly as crap. Most of the weiner's are horrible looking in the face. Same way with the younger pageant chicks. Most aren't that great looking..

I think they are actually set-up. Pageants are like highschool. Popularity wins..

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 05:04 PM
This thread needs moar pix.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 05:05 PM
I believe that... but she wants to be a graphic designer... BS.

In 6 months she will be in her underwear selling shots of Tequila Rose for $1 in a dive bar somewhere.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 05:07 PM
This thread needs moar pix.



http://forum.bodybuilding.com/photo/data/501/biceps92x.jpg

Is that better?

k-lea
08-28-2007, 05:07 PM
http://www.pageantfaces.com/images/Winners/Top5-MissTexasTeenUSA2003.jpg
Top 5 Teen Texas


http://www.missindianausa.com/images/photo-titleholder.jpg

I find them to be *very* bland and boring. I can go to a mall and find a more attractive/interesting chick than these ones..

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 05:08 PM
Why do they all come off as complete airheads?

k-lea
08-28-2007, 05:08 PM
I believe that... but she wants to be a graphic designer... BS.

In 6 months she will be in her underwear selling shots of Tequila Rose for $1 in a dive bar somewhere.

That's funny that you crack a joke at me being a designer since I've already got more than a few jobs on the back burner. Just waiting on new computer to arrive. kthnx.

But I think I could do the underwear thing as a secondary job. That'd be hawt.

k-lea
08-28-2007, 05:11 PM
Why do they all come off as complete airheads?

Because they are. They are fake. Most likely they grew up in the pageant scene and their mothers were in pageants. It's a lifestyle that accepts you for being totally fake and unrealistic. "World Peace" my ass. Who would think of that? You are right, a pageant girl who wants to win the affection of previous pageant queens who find it "darling" that she said that.

The whole thing makes me cringe.

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 05:49 PM
http://www.pageantfaces.com/images/Winners/Top5-MissTexasTeenUSA2003.jpg
Top 5 Teen Texas


http://www.missindianausa.com/images/photo-titleholder.jpg

I find them to be *very* bland and boring. I can go to a mall and find a more attractive/interesting chick than these ones..

I like all but the first girl in the first pic.

They're pretty, but yeah, not really exotic enough.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 06:44 PM
I have no interest in the phony 30 lbs of makeup girls.

iLisa
08-28-2007, 06:59 PM
I watched that video this morning.. they were making fun of her on the radio.. lol..

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:11 PM
Hell, my ex was hotter than them.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 07:17 PM
yo homey... ex's don't count... sorry.

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:21 PM
yo homey... ex's don't count... sorry.

I know...I'm just sayin...

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 07:23 PM
werd

iLisa
08-28-2007, 07:24 PM
ex's might count.. pics?

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:28 PM
Only cuz you asked...

iLisa
08-28-2007, 07:30 PM
I asked because I knew you had one.. and thank goodness that you are over her! You have definitely moved up.. :D

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:39 PM
Oh yeah, definitely over her. I like to think that I moved up. :)

iLisa
08-28-2007, 07:44 PM
she needs to join evoX with us.. :D

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 07:48 PM
SATimko, nice job with the timely proof!

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:53 PM
SATimko, nice job with the timely proof!

Anytime...

SATimko
08-28-2007, 07:53 PM
she needs to join evoX with us.. :D

I don't see that happening. She's not one for this type of stuff...

k-lea
08-28-2007, 07:57 PM
Only cuz you asked...

Your ex is pretty banging. Honestly, I thought you were full of shit when you showed me a picture of her a while back. I'd hit it.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 08:04 PM
I'd hit it.

but you aren't a very good lesbian... you totally couldn't score with her!

k-lea
08-28-2007, 08:47 PM
I've probably scored with more chicks than you have..

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 08:52 PM
throw out a number and I will tell you.

SATimko
08-28-2007, 09:03 PM
Your ex is pretty banging. Honestly, I thought you were full of shit when you showed me a picture of her a while back. I'd hit it.

What are you tryin to say really? You don't think I could score one like her?


Heh. Sometimes even nerds get lucky.

k-lea
08-28-2007, 09:06 PM
throw out a number and I will tell you.

You faust.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 09:12 PM
hah... 1.5 to be exact... but I am not sure about the 1!

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 09:15 PM
Only cuz you asked...


...

is that a goat?

...

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 09:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DEBNMhziqc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fhotair%2Ecom%2Farchives%2F2007%2F08%2F28%2Fvideo%2Dmiss%2Dteen %2Dsouth%2Dcarolina%2Dgets%2Da%2Ddo%2Dover%2F

k-lea
08-28-2007, 09:18 PM
hah... 1.5 to be exact... but I am not sure about the 1!

I win.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 09:29 PM
I win.

shit

Kooldino
08-28-2007, 09:42 PM
I win.

Haha, I own all of joo.

Rosshole
08-28-2007, 09:44 PM
being a virgin is winning?

SATimko
08-28-2007, 10:09 PM
...

is that a goat?

...

Yeah...she had two goats. That was her show goat.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 12:45 AM
I showed goats. Beautiful women think alike!

Goatse?

SATimko
08-29-2007, 01:26 AM
She had a Saanen, and a LaMancha. She took Grand Reserve two years in a row with Billy Jean (the one in the picture).

k-lea
08-29-2007, 02:05 AM
Ok, I wasn't THAT hardcore. I just took them to a sale and made $1,000 on each. Kinda cool.

silvreclipse
08-29-2007, 02:13 AM
funny this thread started as the pageant thing and ended up as show goats and selling them.
hahaha carry on then.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 02:18 AM
baaaaah.

silvreclipse
08-29-2007, 02:26 AM
most blondes are like that.
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x124/punisher300/aaa.jpg

k-lea
08-29-2007, 02:27 AM
I'm blonde, I'm not like that..

silvreclipse
08-29-2007, 02:34 AM
I'm blonde, I'm not like that..

ok i take that back.some not alll.i was refering to the ones on the pageants they are so fake from head to toe.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 02:36 AM
No, I understand. Most blondes are fake because they are actually burnetts.

silvreclipse
08-29-2007, 02:42 AM
+10000000000
i have some friends that are blondes and they actually pretty smart.but most of this chiks on those ridiculous things have no idea what to say on their own they have coaches to tell them what to say.

Mr. Win
08-29-2007, 12:04 PM
Actually, I find a lot of those pageant girls ugly as crap. Most of the weiner's are horrible looking in the face. Same way with the younger pageant chicks. Most aren't that great looking..


For once I agree

Rosshole
08-29-2007, 01:55 PM
it is just like the Prom Queen, it is a popularity contest.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 04:52 PM
it is just like the Prom Queen, it is a popularity contest.

Dude, I was prom queen..

SATimko
08-29-2007, 04:58 PM
It shows sometimes...

k-lea
08-29-2007, 04:59 PM
Oh wtf.

I was Prom Queen AND Fall Festival Queen. Top that, biotches.

That makes me popular x2.

Rosshole
08-29-2007, 05:01 PM
did you get your complementary football team gangbang too?

SATimko
08-29-2007, 05:03 PM
Kristin Does Waco....

k-lea
08-29-2007, 05:04 PM
did you get your complementary football team gangbang too?

I only sexed ONE football player. I did it because he was a virgin and I figured it'd be cool. Heh, I thought wrong..

SATimko
08-29-2007, 05:08 PM
Oh wtf.

I was Prom Queen AND Fall Festival Queen. Top that, biotches.

That makes me popular x2.

I can't top that. All I did was play an instrument, and play it rather well. I didn't get any of that popularity BS.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 05:13 PM
I wasn't really THAT popular. I was the one in the middle. I knew everyone, talked to everyone, knew how to party, had a good time.

Rosshole
08-29-2007, 05:17 PM
I can't top that. All I did was play an instrument, and play it rather well. I didn't get any of that popularity BS.

ditto, I was in the EXACT SAME position, high school popularity is overrated.

When I arrived at college, I watched all of the high school clique people go and join the Greek society so that they could remain in their cliques of people who though that they were better than everyone else. (I am not saying everyone in a frat or sorority is like that, but in my experience, many were)

Rosshole
08-29-2007, 05:21 PM
My g/f was one of those people in high school, when she got to college she hated it because her clique was separated. She joined a business frat and those were her friends.

I, on the other hand, was in my prime in college. I met tons of people and had a blast, but the only people that I still couldn't get along with/make friends with were the high school clique people.

SATimko
08-29-2007, 05:32 PM
Same way here man. I can get along with just about anyone. At least, everyone that I've met on here I get along with and consider to be rather good friends. It's helped me quite a bit to be like that.

Besides, I didn't like the idea of paying to have friends.

k-lea
08-29-2007, 05:34 PM
That's where I have the issue. In highschool I wasn't as "high-strung" as I am now. I was still sarcastic and a total ******* but as soon as I got out I turned into a total dip-shit. When it comes to chicks, they don't understand me. When it comes to guys, they usually understand my humor and praise me for it. Still, I've met some people who look at me like "Are you serious?"

I get along with EVERYONE but some people are offended by my humor..

iLisa
08-29-2007, 05:35 PM
drama queen?

k-lea
08-29-2007, 05:35 PM
Haha, right?

But I was never much for the drama aspect of things, that's when I kinda ran the other way..

iLisa
08-29-2007, 05:38 PM
drama is good to shake things up a bit.. lol..

k-lea
08-29-2007, 05:39 PM
I agree but sometimes you just get tired of it. I was the go-to person. Two people would be having problems so they ran to me and ranted about it. I hated that. Although, it was funny to laugh at them because it was usually over some boy or petty stuff.

Rosshole
08-29-2007, 06:00 PM
I can get along with anyone, but I have been getting more irritable lately. I* guess too many people piss me off by;

Always having to be right(especially when they are horribly wrong)
Lying or exaggerating too much
Being Haters. (a few of my g/f's friends won't talk to us now because We moved away from them to a lot nicer condo development, across the street)

iLisa
08-29-2007, 06:06 PM
I can get along with anyone, but I have been getting more irritable lately. I* guess too many people piss me off by;

Always having to be right(especially when they are horribly wrong)
Lying or exaggerating too much
Being Haters.
+1

Mr. Win
08-29-2007, 06:43 PM
I can't get along with everyone. If you lack common sense chances are we can't be friends. I can only entertain stupidity for so long (1-2min), its mentally draining.

SATimko
08-29-2007, 07:10 PM
Sorta like at Carlisle, right?

Mr. Win
08-29-2007, 07:14 PM
No idea. Too far to remember exact scenarios but I certainly remember walking away from people quite a few times.

SATimko
08-29-2007, 07:18 PM
Well, exact scenarios aren't entirely necessary to remember...just the fact that the place was full f*cktarded people that thought they knew everything. I do recall having to walk away to keep from laughing at some of the stuff you told people in response to their rediculous questions.

slayer4u
08-30-2007, 12:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Szcx0VkRo

I swear, this is funny.


HAHA I've done that shit plenty of times. It's called ADD.

silvreclipse
08-30-2007, 12:43 AM
poser is what they are.