Ok guys little noob here but got a question, every time my gsr is parked with engine on I keep hearing this fap fap fap noise from engine whenever i'm near the front of the car...Any ideas what could it be?

There is a little person in front of your car tugging it.

And when you get to 80 mph his legs are moving so fast that his pants start to catch fire and so that noise you hear is him trying to blow the fire out.

I am a newb to turbo motors as well and i have the same noise. at first i thought it was the fan or somthing hitting the fan, btu then i realized that when i heard it the fan was not on...then it came on while i was standing there....it almost sounds liek an engine knock or something like that but im not sure if its something with the turbo motor or what it is....any help on what it is could be nice. Instead of someone tugging on the car....

probable cause, timing chain. normal.

can you post a sound recording?