He sure does hit the nail on the head...esp with the last one...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Read it, this is hilarious, big payoff! Who buys corndogs and truck balls on Amazon? Crocs are also dangerous as the soft material can be easily snagged in escalators. Sad thing when a young kid loses a limb to these horrible shoes!

On the lipstick, bright red lips are to human mating that Orangutang butts are to monkey sex. This is supposed to represent the enflamed labia. It can work for me, but not on every women, and many shades can be quite hideous.

Funny t-shirt I once saw in the style of krispy creme doughnoughts:

in your dreams
LOSER

The lady wearing it was hot, and it made you look at her chest, so mission accomplished. Did I feel like a loser reading her shirt and staring at her bazooms, a little.

I think that Amazon thing is fake, just meant as a joke.

I think that Amazon thing is fake, just meant as a joke.

Yeah, I'm just too gullible with these jokes. I more easily believe something when it shows people are stupid, because it just seems more plausible to me that it is true! Everyone thinks they are above average, intelligence, looks, etc., but 50% of people would be wrong.

Hilarious!! (and spot on with the hollister comments)

Nicely done and spot on w/ the "tent shirts".

^^preggers shirts

My g/f willl always ask if those shirts look good on her, I reply "they make all girls look fat and pregnant"

I hate crocs.
I hate redlipstick.
I hate 'preggers' shirts.

wow, i finally agree with something that dumbass, maddox said...

^^preggers shirts

My g/f willl always ask if those shirts look good on her, I reply "they make all girls look fat and pregnant"
I've gotta agree w/ you. I'm no fashion plate, but I've seen them and avoid 'em.
I know 1 girl who has looked somewhat OK in one. She is 5'10", about a size 2 w/ a large C-D chest.

LOL @ "VagEYEna Man"

^^preggers shirts

My g/f willl always ask if those shirts look good on her, I reply "they make all girls look fat and pregnant"

Totally. I just don't get it.

lol... There was a woman at work yesterday with a vagina sweater on. All i could think about was vag-eye-na man

On the lipstick, bright red lips are to human mating that Orangutang butts are to monkey sex. This is supposed to represent the enflamed labia. It can work for me, but not on every women, and many shades can be quite hideous.

spot on funny

Sooo true!!

Maddox is the man! Check out the rest of his site.