: Jessica Alba sued by pervs


ak47m203
11-03-2007, 09:43 PM
I don't know what to say...


http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2007/10/08/fans-sue-over-lack-of-jessica-alba-sex-tape/#more-1094

Hollywood - Saying they deserve to see Jessica Alba engaged in hot sex, a group of fans has sued the actress for failing so far to release a sex tape. “She’s so hot, and we’ve waited long enough to see her naked and *****ing,” said one angry plaintiff.

A federal judge in Los Angeles today granted class-action status to a lawsuit alleging that Alba violated her male fans’ trust by continuing to appear in movies in tight revealing outfits and bikinis and, yet, failing to appear in a homemade sex video.

“We all expected by now that there would be a tape of Jessica all over the web taking it from some guy, most likely from behind,” said Kevin Rosston who has been closely following Alba’s career for several years and is a plaintiff in the lawsuit. “We thought the deal was that we’d see crappy movies like ‘Good Luck Chuck’ and ‘Fantastic Four 2′ and in return a sex tape would be ‘leaked’ online soon showing her vagina. But she hasn’t held up her end of the bargain.”

Robert Nathor of Cleveland, Ohio was the first person to sue Alba for the absence of a sex tape.

“Jessica Alba knows she has a responsibility to her fans to have sex on camera, and yet she continues to shirk her responsibility,” Nathor said. “She has given us nothing. I wish she would follow the example of a more responsible celebrity like Paris Hilton. Or at least follow Britney and Lindsay and flash her cooch to the paparazzi.”

Nathor says he decided to sue Alba after seeing a naked photo on the internet of “High School Musical” star Vanessa Hudgens.

“Vanessa is only 18, but at least she has the decency to show off her breasts and vagina,” said Nathor. “I started thinking that Jessica Alba hasn’t even gone that far. I felt I had no choice left but to claim my rights as an American male media consumer in court.”

shadywade
11-04-2007, 01:05 AM
this cannot be real

miaturbo
11-06-2007, 02:03 PM
this cannot be real
It's on the internet. it has to be real..

_Chris_
11-06-2007, 02:06 PM
^^^lol

"I felt I had no choice left but to claim my rights as an American male media consumer in court."

silvreclipse
11-06-2007, 03:45 PM
I wish she would follow the example of a more responsible celebrity like Paris Hilton
hahahaah

we’d see crappy movies like ‘Good Luck Chuck’ and ‘Fantastic Four 2′ and in return a sex tape would be ‘leaked’ online soon showing her vagina. But she hasn’t held up her end of the bargain.”

say like its a contract.


“Vanessa is only 18, but at least she has the decency to show off her breasts and vagina

thats decency wow.

shadywade
11-06-2007, 04:02 PM
It's on the internet. it has to be real..


holy crap your right huh

well better get my suit ready against jenna jamison for not letting me giver anal!!!!!

Rosshole
11-06-2007, 05:27 PM
holy crap your right huh

well better get my suit ready against jenna jamison for not letting me giver anal!!!!!

I just received a letter saying that next week is my turn on Jenna, so give it time, her list is a long one!

silvreclipse
11-06-2007, 05:31 PM
I just received a letter saying that next week is my turn on Jenna, so give it time, her list is a long one!

it endless very endless.

shadywade
11-06-2007, 05:51 PM
well now i have to sue you too and silvreclipse for the comfirmation

damn i guess ill have to sue top gear for getting my hopes up
and kia for being gay
an mcdonalds for not having the right amount of frys
mmmmm mcdonalds........ill be back

Kooldino
11-06-2007, 07:41 PM
I hope this lawsuit is a sick joke.

SATimko
11-12-2007, 06:48 PM
Are people in this world that flippin stupid?

Oh wait...yeah, they are.