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Old 01-14-2013, 04:41 AM   #1
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5 things you would do if you were a invisible!

alright guys make a list if you were invisible what are 5 things you'd do?

I'll start

1. randomly drive cars in crowded areas
2. open the door on people dumping in public restrooms
3. go in random houses at night and pile all their clothes in the bathroom while they are sleeping
4. rob a bank
5. go on the golf course, pick one guy at random, and knock his ball off of the tee on every hole right before he swings (this would really piss me off)

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Old 01-14-2013, 04:43 AM   #2
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alright guys make a list if you were invisible what are 5 things you'd do?

I'll start

1. randomly drive cars in crowded areas
2. open the door on people dumping in public restrooms
3. go in random houses at night and pile all their clothes in the bathroom while they are sleeping
4. rob a bank
5. go on the golf course, pick one guy at random, and knock his ball off of the tee on every hole right before he swings (this would really piss me off)

ok go!


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Old 01-14-2013, 04:45 AM   #3
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:16 AM   #4
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1. Find clearly unintelligent people at WalMart and follow them around whispering in their ear.

2. Randomly pull people's pants down in Times Square.

3. Attach a duck-call to the BOV outlet of Demi's car.

4. Start bar fights.

5. Make people think their house is haunted.


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Old 01-14-2013, 05:21 AM   #5
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1) Follow Demi around and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
2) Throw curbs into Wraith's path wherever he goes.
3) Chill in Eva Mendes's house.
4) Chill in Angelina Jolie's bed.
5) Take a dump on ikt's porch.
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:51 AM   #6
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1. slap the hottest girl i see everyday in the face with my cock..
2. sit on the toilet in the girls bathroom and wait
3. open the door right after someone closes it over and over again
4. pull peoples seats out as they go to sit down
5. randomly slap someone ass so they think its another person behind them
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Added 6. Put car boots on random police cars.


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1. Go to the stancer's meet and start loosening some lug nuts
2. Never put clothes on again so I can rub my genitals on everyone
3. Steal a cop car
4. Follow people around and do the rape giggle in their ear
5. Shut down facebook from the inside
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1) Follow Demi around and whisper sweet nothings in his ear.
2) Throw curbs into Wraith's path wherever he goes.
3) Peeping Tom
4) more stalking and some touching
5) Take a dump on ikt's porch.
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1. Look at boobs.
2. Touch boobs.
3. Look at butts.
4. Touch butts.
5. More boobs.
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