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Old 01-07-2013, 01:09 AM   #1
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Official - Damn bro, I love your STANCE...

because fuck the driving and handling dynamics of your car. When it comes to retarded automotive fads, this takes the cake.



















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Old 01-07-2013, 01:15 AM   #2
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I agree, this fad is fucking stupid. This guy takes the cake though. So much camber that he needs duct tape. Not to mention the tire doesnt even stretch to the full length of the rim.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:15 AM   #3
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I just mailed Demi a set of hand files so he could start shaving down his calipers for the ultimate stance hella flush look yo!
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:22 AM   #5
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Bastard!

You know when you come home after a long day, kick off your shoes, that first moment you sit down and sigh? I dunno maybe you have a scotch in your hand. That feeling? Thats the feeling the thread just gave me.

Mods, we will stay clear of the stance thread from here on out, please make this an "offical" fuck stance thread, but unlike the other one, stancers are welcome here. Unlike our crooked wheeled brethren, we can validate our points and dont need people threatened by mods for disagreeing with us.

Andre my stance build is wicked retarded sick ass doped the fuck up and swagged the fuck down... Or whatever the fuck bros say to each other.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:24 AM   #6
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:31 AM   #7
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When I read on the other thread that someone shaved their fucking Brembo calipers to fit their wheels, my heart fell and came out my *******. That's when I knew something had to be done. A thread has to be made.
I understand VW people and such doing this shit because 99% of their cars are slow and there is no hope going for them. But on an Evo? C'mon! You have an advanced design all-alluminum suspension that many would die to have in their cars. In fact, Mitsubishi spared giving the car a nicer interior because so much money and effort went into the performance of the car and these people are putting bags on it and shaving their calipers!? And this shit now has somehow become "accepted"? Wtf. It's retarded paulekas.
Fucking car gods would be like-

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Ok serious note...what the hell is this hella flush shit, how in the world did this become a modification and how the hell is it even road legal? Maybe I'm dumb but I really don't fucking understand the camber on a car that's soo bad that a 275 tire uses less than that of a racing bicycle width of that 275 for actual road contact. How so they even get such a wacked out camber? how does the driveshaft even turn or the bearing even last a mile?

Someone help me I'm sooooooo confused!!


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When I read on the other thread that someone shaved their fucking Brembo calipers to fit their wheels, my heart fell and came out my *******.
What is this thread you're speaking of....you've peaked my interest.
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What is this thread you're speaking of....you've peaked my interest.
The official stance thread. He shaved his brembos to fit some dumb ass fucking rim.

Btw, bravo for making this. It won't get good however until a stancer comes in.


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