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Hahaha!! I was just saying this to a buddy of mine!.lol My girl acuses me of this all the time! it's not true.... sort of.. good thing she doesn't check this forum.lol
 

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The car doesnt bitch as much.

The car certainly doesn't bitch about HER as much as SHE bitches about the car.

Yes. Absolutely.
 

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If need be I would kill for both!
 

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Much like my past relationships, my car is of Asian origin, almost as high maintenance with the following pros and cons.

Pros:
-No week long misery of PMS associated with fluid change.
-Does not complain about how you choose to allocate your disposeable income.
-You decide how and when you want to spend time with, and it's usually a time well spent.

I am sure I left out many many more...

Cons:
-Much like a hot Asian Girl, it's a dick magnet and a vagina repellant.
-No sexual benefits that I can think of.

In conclusion, I love my car more.
 

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Much like my past relationships, my car is of Asian origin, almost as high maintenance with the following pros and cons.

Pros:
-No week long misery of PMS associated with fluid change.
-Does not complain about how you choose to allocate your disposeable income.
-You decide how and when you want to spend time with, and it's usually a time well spent.

I am sure I left out many many more...

Cons:
-Much like a hot Asian Girl, it's a dick magnet and a vagina repellant.
-No sexual benefits that I can think of.

In conclusion, I love my car more.
dick magnet lol...i hate it when guys look at my car for too long as if they were undressing it
 
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