[Marshbanks]

Have you ever met someone just out and about and they refer to your car as a "ricer" or "rice burner"? What was your response to them? haha

 

[joey]

I'm the Mountain Home ricer.

I am the head ricer around these parts. People don't fuck with me cause of it. My license plate will read......"ricer".

 

[fishstix]

People are scared of my car.

 

[blk-majik]

If you consider windows tints a 'mod', you're probably a ricer

If you talk about your car's performance compared to other cars, yet you've never even done an autox or drove down a drag strip, you're probably a ricer

iIf you've decreased the performance of your car in the name of vanity, you're probably a ricer

If the only performance modification you've done consist of things that make noise (bov, exhaust), you're probably a ricer

If you've spent over half a year's worth of payments on wheels but got them in stock width, you're probably a ricer

If your most expensive engine 'upgrade' is a radiator heat shield or valve cover, you're probably a ricer

And if none of those things apply to you, then you're probably just a ******* who's neighbors think anything asian = ricer

 

[Marshbanks]

If you consider windows tints a 'mod', you're probably a ricer

If you talk about your car's performance compared to other cars, yet you've never even done an autox or drove down a drag strip, you're probably a ricer

iIf you've decreased the performance of your car in the name of vanity, you're probably a ricer

If the only performance modification you've done consist of things that make noise (bov, exhaust), you're probably a ricer

If you've spent over half a year's worth of payments on wheels, but either got them in stock, you're probably a ricer

If your most expensive engine 'upgrade' is a radiator heat shield or valve cover, you're probably a ricer

And if none of those things apply to you, then you're probably just a ******* who's neighbors think anything asian = ricer

....that was beautiful

 

[New EVO]

If you put your automatic transmission in neutral so you roll back and forth at a stop light, you're probably a ricer.

 

[hotstix]

If you have Dinoc in your engine bay......you're probably a ricer

 

[joey]

If you put your automatic transmission in neutral so you roll back and forth at a stop light, you're probably a ricer.

Lmao

 

[shawnburch]

If you have neons or even thought of putting them on, your a ricer


Sent from my Autoguide iPhone app

 

[Marshbanks]

Around me there are a bunch of kids who have early 2000 mustang gt's and throw neons under them....worst idea ever

 

[philly_evox]

Tons of civics and civic hatches here in the city and they all know better. I'll pull up at a light with a civic and an integra in a rev competition and all of a sudden it stops. love it.

 

[Alpha X]

I love fried rice from panda express

 

[chetrickerman]

I love fried rice from panda express

Yes, I love it too. Along with the beijing beef, awesome

 

[SADF-Horde]

If you put your automatic transmission in neutral so you roll back and forth at a stop light, you're probably a ricer.

I've always thought about doing this, but then I realized that applying light brake pressure at a stop - just enough for the TC-SST to disengage the clutch - would achieve this rollback effect quite nicely without the neutral shift.

 

[New EVO]

I've always thought about doing this, but then I realized that applying light brake pressure at a stop - just enough for the TC-SST to disengage the clutch - would achieve this rollback effect quite nicely without the neutral shift.

Haha. We need a smily with a bowl of rice!!

 

[BigBens Evo X]

no such thing as a 35,000$, 300 hp, 300 tq ricer in my opinion

 

[yacoub]

no such thing as a 35,000$, 300 hp, 300 tq ricer in my opinion

:+1:

 

[Marshbanks]

Thats what I would probably say. Im not in a civic with blue flames, a wing the size of a 747, and rims worth more then my car

 

[Snakes709]

I love civic owners...so much rice. There was one time when i had my srt-10 ram, a civic pulled up next to me at a light. Rev'd his engine...i ignored him...he rev'd again...i continued to ignore him. He bounces off his rev limt. I said screw it. Rev'd the piss out of my truck as it rocked back and forth. He went slient...lol.

 

[New EVO]

I love civic owners...so much rice. There was one time when i had my srt-10 ram, a civic pulled up next to me at a light. Rev'd his engine...i ignored him...he rev'd again...i continued to ignore him. He bounces off his rev limt. I said screw it. Rev'd the piss out of my truck as it rocked back and forth. He went slient...lol.

If you can describe a scene from your life and it sounds exactly like a scene from 2fast 2furious, you're probably a ricer...