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With alcohol all these bad things will happen:

1) Your fuel system will melt and all plastic will turn into a slurry that runs out on the road causing accidents

2) The engine will explode because it can't "knock" and will just hit a threshold and window your block and atomize your valves

3) At the gas station when filling with E85 you will light on fire and it will burn clear so you can't see the flames, you'll be on fire but won't know it you'll be really hot though

4) When you store it for over a day, it separates and turns into toxic chemicals that cause retardation in most people

5) You're just subsidizing rich farmers that are all laughing at us from their farms. Next time you drive past a farm, look at the cows. They are smirking. They think we are all suckers.
 

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Not really. It's a joke kids, I love Alcohol. Just felt like writing a combination of common ethanol BS arguments.
 
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