Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution Forum banner

1 - 19 of 19 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
303 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Easy fix. Drop a gear and floor it, let them taste and smell the sweet scent of EVO exhaust. I've done it a few times and it works great!
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
4,765 Posts
/thread

or drop it done two and drop 20 mph without break lights then when they smash into you hit your breaks increase damage to the body work and get carbon fiber and a widebody kit :) lol
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
242 Posts
I will admit I have covered a few jerk offs with black smoke from getting on it hard...so to speak.
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
4,765 Posts
or flip it the car around real quick pop it in reverse and become hood to hood

just like this guy

 

·
Registered
Joined
·
14,174 Posts
Oh... THAT kind of riding your ass. *puts tissues and lotion away." Sign.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
303 Posts
Discussion Starter · #7 ·
or just keep driving normal lol
:wtfsign: I don't like a 16 year old girl driving right behind me while she is texting. Or anyone else driving on my ass....
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
4,765 Posts
 

·
aka DolEvoX
Joined
·
1,554 Posts
I like to let them try to whip out around me and I just dont let them pass in front of me... no eye contact just keep going faster until they slow down then slow down with them back and forth until they realized how much of a douche they were being.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
817 Posts
Most people here dont even realize they are riding your ass. In either case, I always switch lanes and give them a taste of their medicine. I am used to driving 90 mph with maybe space for a scooter so fuckin bring it on. Not bragging and I do have friends to confirm that I have made people take exists and pull to an empty parking lot at 3am because they were riding my ass and I just showed them how to really do it.

Another thing I do is to drop 2 gears, let them get a little closer and gun it. I apparently have a diesel evo so my exhausts spits black shit on whatever is behind me. Bikes get it the worst lol. I like to call it "taking a shit on you".
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,566 Posts
I like to let them try to whip out around me and I just dont let them pass in front of me... no eye contact just keep going faster until they slow down then slow down with them back and forth until they realized how much of a douche they were being.
Yes this.

Also OP in my experience people on the cell and texting ALWAYS drive super slow. Especially while typing. It's weird that you had the opposite.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
256 Posts
Haha yeah a lot of drivers are stupid it especially pisses me off when people drive all stupid get on your ass then when they go to pass they actually end up just pacing the rear quarter panel
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,991 Posts
someone trying to ride your ass??? nothing like a few fireballs out of the exhaust wont sort out!!! :evillaugh:
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
11,760 Posts
I just move out of their way.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
509 Posts
It only happened to me once. I'm usually 3-8 cars ahead of people, but riding the bumper of an Evo X is a bad idea, considering the Brembo brakes on the Evo X doesn't have quick stopping power.
 
1 - 19 of 19 Posts
Top